Primum Non Nocere

Some days, no matter how hard you try to turn them around, are just going to suck.
Today is one of those days for me.
I feel like screaming.
It’s pissing down rain, lightning, and wind outside thanks to several bands of what they’re calling “tropical rains” hitting my area, and I want nothing more right now than to lie [...]

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Scissor Me Timbers…

Hola, kids.
I’m having as rough a week as I expected with an almost complete loss of appetite, the inability to sleep normally, the constant need to vomit, the knowledge that the pills aren’t working outside of making me very sick, and the constant cyst pains… and, considering all of that, sex toys should be the [...]

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Plans

Hello again, kids.
Yes, I know. I’ve been gone for a long time lol. I didn’t mean to take a break from the regular blogging, and I wouldn’t have… if not for being faced with something I didn’t want to talk about. If all had gone to plan, you would have already heard about my ultrasounds, [...]

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The Wand: Round 2

Bonjour again, kids.
I’ve just gotten home from the MILF nurse’s office… and I want you all to know that my vagina is not happy.
Fuck you, speculums!
Bloody hell…
I haven’t slept at all since yesterday (is there an echo in the room?), and I am in a lot of pain right now, with some extra pain coming from [...]

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Deja Vu

Hullo, kids.
I’m not doing so well today.
I was actually quite fine until about 6 am. It was yet another sleepless night for me. I’m getting so used to these now… I used the time to read, as usual, and was doing great up until that hour that only I hate. I was suddenly in too [...]

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Need A Pillow?

Heya, kids.
Today has been long, painful, and tiring, and I’m glad it’s over. My insatiability has caught up with me finally, and my cysts are le not happy with me right now lol. I’m doing okay at the moment, but it was bad this morning… It probably helped to keep me awake all—night—long, [...]

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I Has A Flavor…

Kitty says so.

Does you has a flavor? Is it can be taste tiem now?
 <3 Goldy <3
PS~ The lolcats have ruined my English. Please forgive.
PSS~ No, this is not my kitty, but I wish he was. I “babysat” him (and his puppy friends) for someone last fall… and defiled the whole house with masturbatory [...]

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I Don’t Care… No, I Wouldn’t Dare To Fix The Twist In You

Longing lives in me tonight.
My insatiability not yet quenched.
And I can almost feel you here with me.
Your skin as it brushes past mine.
Your hands as they direct my attentions.
Your breath as it lands on the nape of my neck.
Your body as it positions behind mine.
Your arms as they wrap around my waist.
Your erection as you pull [...]

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Insatiable

Hello again, kids.
Today is what I hope to be my final day of torture in regards to the cysts crying mutiny. What’s funny about it is that the antibiotics I was on have caused me this trouble… and I don’t even know whether or not they worked as they were intended. I have no idea [...]

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You Don’t Have To Say My Name… I’m Just Glad You Came

Hullo, kids.
I’m still in an excruciating amount of pain… so much so that I’m willing Sunday night to come quickly so I can get some hormones back into my system, with the thought that it’ll return me to normal. I don’t know why I didn’t think of this before, but antibiotics are known [...]

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