Beautiful pussy, beautiful ass, beautiful girl: that says it all, right?
In all reality, the subject title to which it refers might say something entirely different, as I don’t speak a lick of German and found the phrase on YouPorn.com, of all places. Not the most obvious route one might take to learn German, but you never know what you’ll stumble upon in this world-wide web of ours, and I have just stumbled upon German gold in my search for a nighttime distraction. I’ve actually never come across German porn before, amateur or otherwise, so when I saw a video or twenty listed under names like “cute German couple,” I started watching them out of mere curiosity. What would be so different from the American (or non-nationality-labeled) porn I’m accustomed to that would require the clips to be specifically marked as “German,” so that someone looking only for German couples could find them? Were there secret German sex moves I was unaware of? Or had the Germans so far progressed the art of dirty talk that, for true connoisseurs, only porn featuring the heavy German tongue would do?
I had to know.
In my quest to solve this little mystery, I first watched this video. It features a German couple, of course, lying together on a bed, stark naked, and enjoying each other’s naked company. It wasn’t long into this video that I realized the man kept his watch on for the festivities. And my vagina cried, why?! Pet peeve, I suppose. It also bothers me deeply when people leave their socks on while they fuck, but to a much greater extent. Nonetheless, my hatred for the unnecessary accessory didn’t stick with me once I saw the entwined fingers of the couple as they held hands. Almost on command, a very long, drawn out awwwwwwwwww escaped my lips. I was about half way through this aww-ing when I wondered if porn was supposed to affect people this way LOL. How unusual. And yet, so adorable. This video is actually quite slow and almost boring (to those looking for hard fucks), but something about it is very touching, and it makes me feel all warm and tingly inside.
Yeah, that’s right. I said it.
While I could get off to that video, I’m not sure how many others could, and I was still focusing more on the sweetness of the couple than I was on either of them getting off as I continued my search for German porn, and, more specifically, what made it special and distinct.
And then I found this video, featuring yet another cute German couple. What amazed me almost immediately about this video, though, is that it’s porn within porn. Or, it starts off that way, at the very least LOL. I was in the middle of being heavily amused by this I-can-see-porn-forever concept when the male part of the couple began speaking German, and I absolutely could not contain my laughter when he said “wow” or “baby.” You might have to hear it to understand why, but, again, it is simply adorable LOL. Not so adorable that it’s distracting from the much more varied video that this couple has to offer, but all the same. Cute enough that, just like the hand-holding couple in the first video, the cuteness sticks with me more than anything else once the video stops. Maybe this is what German porn has that much of non-nationality-labeled porn doesn’t.
Who would have thought porn could be so fucking adorable? And German porn, at that.
You learn something new every day.
❤ Goldy ❤
This is the first time I’ve heard anyone describe German porn as adorable. 😀 Mind you this was amateur porn. Not the professional stuff which I haven’t seen either, but based on the “reputation” it has here adorable would be the last word to be used to describe it. 😛
I agree with you about wristwatches and socks. I even think it’s a good idea to take out any piercings and all jewelry before sex. Even wedding rings. I think that’s because the idea of getting a handjob with a ring on kind of bugs me.
I also find hand-holding/interlocking of fingers interesting, but mostly for the intensity or authenticity of said porno. Which makes it 748320478932479074 times hotter.
Hey you should write a blog so I know you’re not dead.
lol, but really.
Yeah! We want more! 😀