Hello, Lovers

Please excuse me while I orgasm.

The new toys, needless to say, have arrived, and I am a very happy girl right now. I had a wonderful experience with the website I ordered these from, so if you’re in the market for some new playthings, head over to Edenfantasys and I doubt you’ll be disappointed. They have an excellent layout, post customer reviews, constantly update their stock, ship in very discreet packages (plain brown with no markings, kids… doesn’t get any more discreet than that), and also ship very quickly. I’d give them ten gold stars if they’d let me, and I may actually be ordering another toy from there very soon… but not for myself.

My very kind mailbox friend had a great time handling these toys with me when I went to her house to pick them up, and I fear I may have started her on a glass craze. She’d never seen a glass dildo before and was looking at the five new toys I bought like she’d never seen anything so wonderful before… and I assured her that she hadn’t. Her favorite is also my initial favorite, and it’s one of two new glass dildos I didn’t post on the entry below, as I ordered two extra after making that post.

(Guess who’s on the naughty list this year, kids.)

While all of the playthings, both new and old, are gorgeous, none of them rank in the same league as the glass dildo with the pink head and 4 pink ripples on the shaft. It deserves a display case, and I can’t say that mine won’t wind up in one some day. The pink color comes from 24k gold infused into the glass, but the color varies depending on the light you’re under, so it goes from an almost purple-pink to complete gold, and the delicately designed pink/gold head makes it look as though there are flower petals inside.

So. Fucking. Pretty.

While my mailbox friend and I were taking in its beauty, she began asking me a constant stream of questions about glass dildos.

Do you like to change their temperature before using them?

(Yes, and the warmer the better.)

Do you think I would enjoy them?

(I’m not sure there’s anyone who wouldn’t.)

What color do you like best?

(I could never choose, and no one will ever make me.)

Do you think my husband would mind?

(If he does, I’ll knock some sense into him.)

How much did they cost you?

(…………A lot.)

I was reluctant to tell her just how much I’ve spent on upping my sex toy collection to seven, and especially not when I’ve also owned two vibrators in the past that have since been buried (and not in me), but I did tell her that the cheapest one was just under $70. She looked like she wanted to throw up when I mentioned that, but I did tell her they’re well worth the cost. I’m not sure she believes me, but I would hope that seeing me buy five highly expensive toys at once would assure her that they’re a good investment. We got away from the glass dildo talk about then and I asked her if she was still interested in buying herself a sex toy. She is, but she’s waffling on whether or not she really will buy one. She thinks her husband will be offended by the purchase when it’s something she wants to use with him both absent and present, but she wants one badly and seems to be waiting for someone to give her a push in the right direction before she takes the leap and gets one. I’m in debt to her greatly for letting me borrow her mailbox for this venture, and I’m thinking of sending her a bullet as a thank you present. I’m already bringing her a present in the form of liquor for her kindness, but I won’t deliver it until next weekend. My books come in on Friday night, but we’ll both be busy and she doesn’t have to work on Sunday, so she asked me to come over next Saturday instead so we can make a night of it. I imagine we’ll demolish the drinks and start reading through my sexy new books, and that could make for an interesting night.

We’ll see, kids. In the mean time, I’m off to get acquainted with my new additions.

My preciousssss…

<3 Goldy <3