About Me

Alright, so Mark #1 finally talked me into this. Go harass him about it at MarkLiebrecht.com, if you feel so inclined.

My real home is on another website, but I’m slowly warming up to the idea of having several homes. So long, monogamy. Kind of, lol.

My real name is not Goldy, but feel free to call me that. I also answer to Betty Boom Boom on occasion. (Don’t ask. It’s a long story LOL.)

I am currently 21 years old, but most people card me before they believe that. I hear about once a month that I look 15. I hope it makes you all feel like felons. *charm*

I have a boyfriend, and I love him dearly. We have a semi-open relationship… as in it’s open on my end and not on his… and knowing that will probably help to clear up any future questions about comments I may make which seem to contradict the first sentence of this pseudo-paragraph. Ye be warned.

I’m not a lesbian or bisexual, but I think women look better than men naked, and I see absolutely nothing wrong with having hot lesbian sex.

I say fuck a lot. Don’t let it put you off.

I’m a full time student studying to become a veterinarian, and I impatiently await the day when I can officially don a starched, white lab coat in the office and my home.

Please excuse me while I orgasm.

Anything else you want to know? All will reveal itself in time.

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